What Had Happened Was...

What had happened was...

1. Why does the explanation of the fight take 3 times longer than the fight itself?

2. I see court ordered anger management in his future.

3. My smashed iPhone screen means forward facing videos are trash.

4. Jungle-like humidity plus potty training means the child is nekkid. #MonsterTalks #fightthemdown #bossy #parenting #BlackZenShit